turd

turd
1. (Turd) (2221↑, 400↓)
Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit. Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even [loch ness monster] shape.

From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet

Author: Hugh G Rection http://turd.urbanup.com/255137
2. (Turd) (2395↑, 1132↓)
synonym for george bush

bush is a turd

3. (Turd) (1137↑, 451↓)
A poo.............. ......

OH MY GOD THAT TURD IS MASSIVE\!\! HOLY CRAP THAT TURD BLOCKED THE TOILETS\! dude, that turd looks like Clinton

4. (Turd) (631↑, 310↓)
The best and most offensive insult you can call anyone, in all situations

What a complete and utter turd

5. (Turd) (536↑, 287↓)
Turd, n. 1. A piece of [excrement] originating from a [mammal] by means of [defecation]. A turd is characterized by a homogeneous light brown colour. Turd is the word dirt phonetically backwards. Turds are often dirty. T UR D --\> D UR T 2. A short form of the word "[bastard]". The word 'tard was already in use as a short form for the word "[retard]", so the soft "a" sound in bastard was changed to a "u", forming "turd".

1. Look\! A fresh, steaming turd\! "...an excellent party, Geoffery, but there's a giant turd in the punch bowl." 2. You are a 'tarded 'turd. You [stupid] 'turd\! Your mother is a [whore]\!

6. (Turd) (206↑, 37↓)
1.Person that apparently originated in the 1900s 2.Person who has impregnated 2 baby mamas and gained 2 kids. 3.Person who has never got a college degree and owes undisclosed amount of loan money. 4.Pays child support and alimony to ex wives. 5.Person prefers to date underage or female in teens to suffice their urge of young women. 6.Person switches team every so often. 7.Person has defiled 3rd world countries. 8.Todd=Toad=T.O. Double Ds=Turd

O.M.G [Turd] (a 42 year old irish/mex dude) is dating a 25 year old girl who's suffering from early life crisis. [Turd] claims he hates all africans and asians living in america, [Turd] is the worst of all racism entity in the world. We as minorities must join forces and stop the spread of the influence [Turd] has begun. None of our children are safe from this, the past, present, and future are all at risk. [Turd] is the one beginning about the end in 2012.

Author: SaveTheChildren http://turd.urbanup.com/5395236
7. (Turd) (226↑, 95↓)
singluar form of poop. one piece of poop.

i was so bound up all i got out was a turd

Author: dundlegrundleberrycherry http://turd.urbanup.com/44042
8. (turd) (179↑, 59↓)
Usually known as a piece of shit, but also an insult. Especially an insult when you’re talking about this turd in my class.

Dude, quit being a turd.

9. (Turd) (64↑, 12↓)
A small, brown creature that lives in the bowel. When released from the anus into the toilet where it starts its journey through the sewage pipes, where it meets it's other fellow turds. They don't have such a long lifespan since as soon as they reach the sewage plant the smelly, uncouth creatures are sadly murdered.

This turd's doesn't want to leave\!

10. (turd) (64↑, 38↓)
You know what a turd is: a piece of shit. All good poofters and dykes know how to have fun with turds: they just fist their buddies and pull turds right out of the poop chute. But there are other ways to have fun with turds. Here's how to make turd puppets of your least favorite characters.

Tie a pretty red ribbon around one end of a turd. Presto\! You have a Blood\! Tie a pretty blue ribbon around one end of a turd and you have a Crip\! Put a big dab of grease on one end of a turd and you have a Pachuco\! Put a clump of yellow thread on one end of a turd and you have Hillary Clinton\! Stick a cell phone on one side of a turd and a Starbucks cup on the other side. Stick it in the driver's seat of a minivan or an SUV and you have a soccer mom\! Stick a handful of credit cards into a turd and plop it in the driver's seat of any car with an automatic transmission. You have a Yuppie\! Stick a woodent mallet into a turd and plop it on a walnut desk. You have an activist liberal judge\! Odor in the court, the judge is eating beans. Isn't this fun? Practice at home and you can have fun with turds too\!

Author: Delicious Tuna Wanda http://turd.urbanup.com/2626696
11. (turd) (141↑, 119↓)
The object of desire of a [turd burglar].

Fags and lesbians like to reach up into each other's butts in hopes of pulling out a fine turd.

Author: Little Deby Big Boobs http://turd.urbanup.com/1289279
12. (turd) (51↑, 32↓)
big , fat, smelly shit thats bein launched outta sum1s arsehole\!

ewww dude u stepped in turd\!

13. (turd) (27↑, 10↓)
usually a large blob or log of fecal matter shot and expelled from an anus in a most satisfying manner. A collection of these masses dropped in a fine deuce like manner will cause whats known as "breaking water". This is where the amount of turd is so great it stacks in a shape that breaks the precipice of toilet water level.

"go eat a turd sandwich" "you are such a turd" "I got to go turd my pants"

14. (turd) (22↑, 13↓)
In Ireland (colloquial) , follows first and second.

As in speaking of a race; "Mick was first, Seamus was second, and Sean there came in came Turd"

Author: John Harworth http://turd.urbanup.com/2331453
15. (Turd) (14↑, 6↓)
A piece if shit. Excrement. 2. an insult.

C'mon you turd\! Whoa, that turd clogged the toilet\!\!\!\!

Author: Sonic M. Hedgehog http://turd.urbanup.com/2542283
16. (Turd) (7↑, 1↓)
One link of [shit] or a person that is a [loser].

I stepped on one of the dog's turds. Matthew is such a turd\!

17. (turd) (36↑, 30↓)
The waste product that comes from our ass - also known as shit, poo, and crap. Also used a derogatory term for black people, or to say that you think something/someone is no good.

"I went to the toilet and left a fucking massive turd in the toilet." "Yo, I almost got drive-byd today. Fucking turds." "That maths paper was a fuckin' turd."

18. (turd) (7↑, 2↓)
Turd is an acronym for Toyota Urban Racing Development. Toyota was all set to stamp TURD on the side of their trucks in an attempt to make trucks more appealing to city dwellers, hence urban and racing being part of the logo. Just prior to shipping the trucks to the US Toyota learned what turd ment in english, so now their trucks are stamped TRD. Urban has been left out.

Hey did you see that new Toyota truck? It's a TURD\!

19. (turd) (5↑, 1↓)
turd (commonly known as crap,shit,poo and many more)

i turded in a bowl

20. (Turd) (5↑, 2↓)
A man who dodges work to avoid having to pay child support for his child/children. Regardless of lack of income, has a major drinking/drug habit. Appearance is sloppy, wearing sweat pants and house shoes everywhere he goes. May or may not be found in the following locations: liquor store, his mama's couch, child support court, some obscure location where child support will never be able to find him. Will not be found operating a motor vehicle; child support took his license years ago.

I broke up with ____ because he's a turd. I'm tired of driving him around and buying his beer all the time. He should quit running from child support and get a job\!

21. (turd) (5↑, 2↓)
a peice of crap, poop, brown ecscriment that comes from the rectum as a result of digestion.

I laid a fat turd in the toilet just now.

Author: Leprechaun dude http://turd.urbanup.com/2939077
22. (Turd) (2↑, 0↓)
1. A piece of excrement coming from the anal area, which can be shaped in the form a tube, log, curvy tube, or squigly tube. 2. An insult meaning someone stinks, they are a complete douche, or just some word said to relieve the verbal speaker of stress. 3. Children/Slang = Poop coming from an organism or a filthy person.

1. Person 1 : Dude I just dropped a deuce on my neighbors yard and in the toilet. Person 2 : Lemme see, hey wait a minute, thats you dropped a squigly turd\! 2. Rigby : Is more boring than your face? Mordecai : I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face? Rigyby : Is it more boring than my fist in your face\! You turd\! Mordecai : Your a turd\! Rigby : No, your a turd\! Mordecai : Your the turd\! Both : *Struggle and fight* Pops : Mordecai, Rigby, stop\! We can aalll be turds. 3. Kindergarter : Ewww that cow made a turd.

23. (Turd) (2↑, 0↓)
Someone who is so socially awkward in a party atmosphere. They are as awkward as going to the bathroom and finding a "turd" still floating in the toliet. It wasnt yours and you dont want it to be there.

That girl was such a "turd" last night. She had one drink a threw up on my bed.

24. (Turd) (3↑, 1↓)
A gay male who usually has a first name that starts with the letter "T". They generally try to hide their sexuality by acting like "players".

Did that turd try to get with you too?

Author: Margarette ;) http://turd.urbanup.com/4661908
25. (turd) (4↑, 2↓)
a turd is simply a very small single piece of poop, about the size of "bite size" candies or snacks

yeah i was on the john and i got one big log and a couple lil turds

26. (Turd) (4↑, 2↓)
Descriptive term for shit generally used in a jocular fashion

"Sign for Rangers?" - I'd rather eat my own turd

27. (turd) (1↑, 0↓)
A piece of poop, or poop in general. Also can be used in replacement as [crap].

"Boo\!" *screams* "You scared the turd out of me\!"

Author: The Poop Expert http://turd.urbanup.com/5557846
28. (Turd) (2↑, 1↓)
A long coiled piece of poop often found on crosby beach. Always stepped on and often common in dogs.

There's a turd on my foot\!

Author: The turdanator http://turd.urbanup.com/5243014
29. (turd) (4↑, 3↓)
a big long sturdy peice of brown leaking SHIT\!\!\!\! cumming out of my ass.

i took a turd so big it lifted me off the toilet seat

Author: tit fuck bitch http://turd.urbanup.com/4769687
30. (Turd) (3↑, 2↓)
A person who's personality reeks, assumingly of poop.

Every job has it's share of [turds] with whom you have to work.

31. (Turd) (3↑, 2↓)
A word used to describe cadets. It is an acronym for, "trainees under rapid development."

Get over here turds\!

32. (turd) (7↑, 7↓)
A peice of fecal matter

That turd looks like clinger from M.A.S.H\!

Author: Steve-o2124334 http://turd.urbanup.com/2560089
33. (turd) (6↑, 6↓)
what i found smeared all over my boxers when i woke up this morning.

turds are cool except when they come out unintentionally.

34. (Turd) (2↑, 3↓)
What congress is now being paid to provide to the American people. The legislative process output. The result of too many lawyers thinking about things.

Congress is spending a lot of time and tax payer money to try to pass that turd.

35. (turd) (3↑, 4↓)
A type of doughnut. Those cruellers that are crescent shaped, and pinched on the ends. They are brown with a clear glaze.

Hey, let's go to da bakry n get some turds and joe, yah? Ya\! Dang, I'm so hungry, I could eat tree of 'em.

Author: nixtheshrubbery http://turd.urbanup.com/3007529
36. (turd) (1↑, 2↓)
big, long, piece of [shit]. xD

everyone about he big rolling turd and go watch RV\!\!\!\!

Author: angela ahhaha http://turd.urbanup.com/2522410
37. (Turd) (0↑, 4↓)
The first name of Turd Ferguson. Refering to SNL's classic response during an always hillarious Jeopardy skit circa mid 90's. See also Rob Bauman.

Norm MacDonald as Bert Renolds to Jeopardy host Will Ferrell as Alex Trabeck: "Turd, like Turd Ferguson. Get it. Its funny."

Author: RobertoBaumanTurd http://turd.urbanup.com/4217764
38. (Turd) (12↑, 16↓)
1. The waste product from an animal's digestive system tract expelled through the anus. 2. None other than the 43rd President of the United States of Amercia, George 'Dubya' Bush.

1. Fine Mess you got us into this time, Turd.

39. (turd) (1↑, 5↓)
1. a piece of excrement. 2. a mean, contemptible person. 3. a male heterosexual

1. There is a turd floating around in the toilet because someone forgot to flush. 2. Henry's boyfriend is acting like a turd right now. 3. That turd is definitely slobbering all over that girl\!

Author: A smart and wise woman standing up for good guys everywhere\! http://turd.urbanup.com/1988671
40. (turd) (5↑, 10↓)
1) A piece of, often brown long and foul smelling, matter that exits out of a persons ass crack during the process of [defication]. 2) Something that just exited out of my ass crack 3) An exclamation that one may yell in a time of distress

1) Teacher: Now class, what is that thing that comes out of your ass crack? Class: A turd\! Class dumb kid: Artichoke? 2) Hello, UB viewer. I just took a giant turd 3) Person 1: Ur mom just died. Person 2: Ohhhh TURD\!\!\!

Author: ...Ud editor... http://turd.urbanup.com/2705490
41. (turd) (5↑, 10↓)
1. a piece of excrement. 2. a mean, contemptible person. 3. a male heterosexual

That turd was definitely going to be paying off some whore in order to get some pussy tonight\!

Author: A smart and wise woman standing up for good guys everywhere\! http://turd.urbanup.com/2414467
42. (turd) (6↑, 12↓)
shortened non medical word for testicular uranium radiation deterioration. it applies to most heads of state who thinks it nucleur(however you say it ) adds to the number of boyfriends they get to sit around the table and discuss war hire hookers and pour a lot of concrete. the actual workers who mine the uranium who lose arms legs and body parts to contamination are not invited to the party.

We need to throw up a turd to the West to cause a reaction among our citizens that they could go to the uranium fields and lose their body parts unless they conform to the law of our religion.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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  • turd — UK [tɜː(r)d] / US [tɜrd] noun [countable] Word forms turd : singular turd plural turds 1) impolite a solid piece of waste from a person s or an animal s body 2) offensive an unpleasant person …   English dictionary

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